November 2009
169 posts
ew
i think i might throw up, maybe im just that excited. i loveeee my girlfriend<3
Reasons today is amazing
1. I’m talking to andy (: 2. I’m listening to her reggae. 3. I’m gunna get torched 4. i might get to talk to apirl 5. I plan to watch i love you, man. 6. I’m feeling pretty good right now 7. I pooped twice, really hard 8.I slept goodish so i should be able to stay up right late 9.I love my new tv. 10. I might call mikey 11. I HAVE PEANUT BETTERCUPS.
i love life. I havent...
im dead sick
my stomach feels like its going to explode from the inside out, im talking to andy, i might be going to nashville early. Everything from the belly button down hurts like hell. i hate tums, they spell smut backwards. I want to watch i love you, man but i hate my sister. god i’m in a lot of pain i miss april.
(Y)
apeapeape:
broodingwarthog:
apeapeape:
broodingwarthog:
apeapeape:
I just started fucking bawling in class, awesome.
why?
Don’t worry ‘bout it. Are you doing alright?
spidermonkey, its my job to worry about it, whats up baby? im alright, sick coughing up lungs. my thigh is burning its weird im watching rob and big and it reminded me of us rofl.
whats the matter?
MY DRAGON...
(Y)
apeapeape:
broodingwarthog:
apeapeape:
I just started fucking bawling in class, awesome.
why?
Don’t worry ‘bout it. Are you doing alright?
spidermonkey, its my job to worry about it, whats up baby? im alright, sick coughing up lungs. my thigh is burning its weird im watching rob and big and it reminded me of us rofl.
whats the matter?
(Y)
apeapeape:
I just started fucking bawling in class, awesome.
why?
kso
April was right, she had legit reason and i feel like a dick. I was telling my mom about andy all morning. and i was stalking her anyway i knew how last night, and an hour after i went to bed she called, then left like 8 voice mails. this could be the start of something amazing.
oh my lord.
“you look like smirfs on ice”
andy is adorable, i miss her like crazy she needs to her booty off work and come see my bitchen new 42in tv <3
LAND OF THE LOST TONIGHT.
Morning, hope everyone is having a spectacular...
I have the worst handover in the world. my head feels like its going to exploide everythings to loud and bright but hell i dont give two shits, i’m going to have the most amazing day again. Andy needs to get up so i can have something to do, i love jerry springer, i love the sun, I LOVE MONEY. and im going to kill any for this.
Dont pass out with your shoes on and dont leave the house...
im so in love
The moment i seen her i knew she was gunna be something special. GOD im like shaking right now, i couldnt be more happy. andy, you make me shake, you make my cheeks hurt from smiling, i pretty sure your the only girl who could keep me up all night, the only girl id sing to on the first night, the only girl to blow me adorable kisses. i havent felt this way in a long time, everythings tingling....
TAYLOR LAUTNER
is a dead kitten fucker, who can choke on a liama cock. will getting fucked by a big lumber jack.
I LOVE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE
AHAHA!
life is good
I very much enjoy drinking perfectly sweet tea while sitting on the toilet playing sims.
but otherwise, today is awful.
FUCK YOU SHIRT!, YOUR JUST LIKE COAT
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go, you come and go. Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams, red gold and green, red gold and green
the couch has gone gay.
my tongue hurts.
where the fuck is april ):
hey ape
Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain’t got nothin’ on me! From my grades, to my lines you can’t touch MASON D! I’m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I’m like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I’m MASON DWIGHT! The d’s silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I...
i peed.
Stranger: @prestylersmith?
You: ogre
Stranger: Like the one in HARRY POTTER?
You: cup
Stranger: ITS IN THE DUNGEONS
Stranger: EXCEPT ITS NOT
Stranger: ITS IN THE BATHROOM ABOUT TO EAT HERMIONE
You: BANANA HAND
Stranger: RON AND HARRY SAVE HER
Stranger: HARRY STICKS HIS WAND UP THE OGRES NOSE
Stranger: ITS A GIANT REALLY, BUT OGRE IS CLOSE
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: THERE IN THE BATHROOM AN ORGY WITH MOANING MYRTLE
Stranger: is that a yes?
You: no.
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: i'm a hot f/18/usa
You: im 35
Stranger: i like them old
You: i sleep in your fridge
Stranger: its cold, lemme warm you up
You: AHHH RAPE
Stranger: you know you like it
You: i think i just felt your whoha on my leg
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: you're so big
You: IKR im like a donkey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i would walk six hundred twenty-one miles. just to...
BREAKFAST FOR DINNER!!!! :3 :3 :3 maybe today aint so bad.
