Bacon!
I looked my demons in the eyes,
laid bare my chest; said,
"Do your best to destroy me."
I've been to hell and back so many times
I must admit you kind of bore me.
laid bare my chest; said,
"Do your best to destroy me."
I've been to hell and back so many times
I must admit you kind of bore me.
i peed.
Stranger:
@prestylersmith?
You:
ogre
Stranger:
Like the one in HARRY POTTER?
You:
cup
Stranger:
ITS IN THE DUNGEONS
Stranger:
EXCEPT ITS NOT
Stranger:
ITS IN THE BATHROOM ABOUT TO EAT HERMIONE
You:
BANANA HAND
Stranger:
RON AND HARRY SAVE HER
Stranger:
HARRY STICKS HIS WAND UP THE OGRES NOSE
Stranger:
ITS A GIANT REALLY, BUT OGRE IS CLOSE
Stranger:
wanna cyber?
You:
THERE IN THE BATHROOM AN ORGY WITH MOANING MYRTLE
Stranger:
is that a yes?
You:
no.
Stranger:
too bad
Stranger:
i'm a hot f/18/usa
You:
im 35 <3
Stranger:
i like them old
You:
i sleep in your fridge
Stranger:
its cold, lemme warm you up
You:
AHHH RAPE
Stranger:
you know you like it
You:
i think i just felt your whoha on my leg
Stranger:
mmm
Stranger:
you're so big
You:
IKR im like a donkey
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